Like most bloggers, I look at how many people come to my blog, where they were referred from, where they're from. Sometimes I'll see the Match.com guy I never quite went on a date with who somehow found my blog browse around . Sometimes my cousin J from Idaho (hi, J! Your dad told me that you read it.). I'll look at what people are searching on, which is always a source of amusement. One of them once was "how to be attractive to the opposite sex without makeup". Honey, if I knew, I'd be rich. (and all you guys out there who are about to say you don't like makeup, shut the fuck up, because I guarantee that you do even if you don't realize she's wearing it.)
But on Thursday, the very best search term I've ever seen reared its head:
In case I needed a title and incentive to a yet-to-be-agreed-upon (British) porno, now I'm set. Thanks, Google searcher!
Happy Friday, all.
But on Thursday, the very best search term I've ever seen reared its head:
Carrie Potter and the Philosophers Bone
In case I needed a title and incentive to a yet-to-be-agreed-upon (British) porno, now I'm set. Thanks, Google searcher!
Happy Friday, all.
Someone just got to my blog by searching "Chasm of Dread."
It's a little embarrassing.
I have no idea where people come from who read my blog. I just assume they stumbled on it from someone else's page.
I LOVE that we can do that... find out what brings people to our site. There's this one individual who checks my blog 7 times a day... NO joke - but never comments. Weird huh. Do you have anyone who does that?
Love it. I hate to burst your bubble, but I think that might be a porn title already. I don't know this from experience but it seems likely. Forest Hump et al.
Desiree, I have that too! It's so weird!
Mine was "Fairfax Happy Ending Massage!"
I get a lot of Mr. Cashman hits. It's a slot machine that I blogged about. I also get a lot of dancing with the star hits and a lot of vegas prositute hits. hehe
Awesome!
I get a lot of traffic from people who either hate birds or want to find out about a man peeing outside. Apparently I'm the authority on these subjects.
freckledk - there could be nothing further from you that I could possibly think of. nothing.
swf41 - I loves my sitemeter.
desiree - does that ever happen to me...well, besides me checking my blog about 15 times a day...LOL I'm afraid people will think that of me b/c sometimes when I'm bored I'll go back and read/check comments of conversations I thought were interesting.
Jo - you're just jealous b/c I have the best porn title for me. ;-)
helen - is that your search term or is that your porno title? ;-)
carmen - I can only imagine the kind of stuff you get with all your poker stuff.
belle - it cracked me up.
eric - yes, that's how I refer people to your site. you're welcome. ;-)
I never knew you could find out where people came from...a new one for me as I am relatively new to all of this....
I'd love to see my search-engine referrals, but they don't work in Google Analyzer. I'm just too lazy to give it a look over and see what's wrong.
What's better than that term coming up, is that it came up as a source to be found on your blog. = you musta said it at some point!
now That, I find amusing =)
God, that almost beats Michelle's search of "granny nipple sex." How that led someone to her blog, we still haven't figured out.
Sick fucks.
Just had to do a quick comment re: guys not liking girls with makeup on.
Just what the hell do they think they're reading/watching/jacking off to!? Pure, wholesome, un-editted, un-airbrushed, stock photos of naturally sexy girls who don't happen to have cellulite, any fat, skin discolourations, freckles, or a HAIR out of place?
Puh-lease... ;)
aaron - sitemeter.com baby.
beakerz - and now if anyone searches for it, they will definitely come to the blog. SCORE!
gen - OMG...yeah, granny nipple sex definitely beats mine.
fabulously... - exactly!
Last night while I tossed and turned trying to go to sleep, I tried to distract myself by coming up with good porn titles. My fave: Carrie Potter and the Prisoner of Ass-kayban.